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Spread Betting Software (31 May 2010)

Spread Betting Software Spread betting has grown rapidly in recent years and these days there are almost 1,000,000 gamblers in the UK alone! There is a great deal of risk in spread betting, with po...

A Guide to Emsworth - A Fishing Town in Hampshire, England (26 February 2010)

A Guide to Emsworth - A Fishing Town in Hampshire, EnglandEmsworth is a small fishing town on the south coast of Hampshire, England. It is the home town of my family who have lived there for many ye...

Put Facebook in Pirate Mode! ArrrrRRR!!! (04 February 2010)

Are you sick and tired of plain old English for your Facebook? It turns out there is a little nugget hidden within Facebook that allows you to convert it to PIRATE MODE!! This is how:...

The Mugen Motul Civic Si Racecar ('87) (20 January 2010)

The Mugen Motul Civic Si Racecar was brought to life in 1987 as a race-tuned version of the Honda Civic CR-X (1984-1987). The car houses a Double Overhead Cam (DOHC) ZC1/D16A1 engine tuned by Mugen Ra...

Bitemporal Database Table Design - The Basics (20 January 2010)

Bitemporal database design is a method of storing time dependant data records to represent both the history of the facts and the history of changes to the records in the database. Bitemporal databases...

Rotational Weight & Unsprung Weight of Alloy Wheels on a Vehicle (19 January 2010)

This is a brief run down of the rotational weight and unsprung weight of wheels on a vehicle. There are two benefits of light wheels. These are (1) a reduction in unsprung weight and (2) a pos...

The Bert Is Evil Conspiracy (13 January 2010)

We have reason to believe that Bert of Sesame Street is evil and you should keep your children away from him. We have collected incriminating images and documents that prove that Bert is not...

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